Auto Inflation

With the January transfer window well and truly open and Chelsea struggling for personnel, their fans are praying that Jose Mourinho is better informed on the value of top players than he is on the value of prestige cars. Apparently he thinks an Aston Martin would cost him £250,000. No doubt it’s only a matter of time before the Stamford Bridge switchboard is jammed with Aston Martin dealers eager to clinch the sale of a lifetime.