Look Everyone, It's Shaun

Good news for Chelsea. Shaun Wright-Phillips has been found safe and well. So much so that after his little rest he was allowed out to play with the bigger boys for just a little while in their new game.

He looked a bit bewildered at first but that’s only to be expected. Anyway, he soon remembered the names of all his friends and he even discovered that there was a new chum for him to play with – a Portuguese boy who had been to Russia for a time, but found that he wasn’t very happy there.

Shaun knew exactly how he felt.