Alf and the Argies

Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano at West Ham. You can’t help wondering what the Hammers most infamous fan, Alf Garnett, would have made of it all. The brash, bigoted, deeply prejudiced Eastender from Jamaica Street, fiercely patriotic, staunchly Conservative and passionate in his love of West Ham and Bobby Moore in particular. Alf’s creator Johnny Speight would have had an absolute field day with this one.